#12 To the Pentecostal church that had a 5 hour service last night:


Even though you’ve lied to me,
Twisted several scriptures,
Attempted to manipulate me,
Take my money, and
Shame me into believing your BS:

I think you sincerely care about those orphans
And God stirred me deeply as we worshipped

You aren’t all bad.
You can’t have me, but I’ll pray for you
I’m jacked-up too,
I hope we’re both better by the next time we’re together.